I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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