better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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