dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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