did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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