just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
it hurts more in the daytime
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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