I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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