She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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