it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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