Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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