Ambien. No doubt about it.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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