make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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