I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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