Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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