Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
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