Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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