Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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