I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Holy shit dude........stairs
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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