She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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