im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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