i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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