your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
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She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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