Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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