She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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