we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Randomize
