oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I just cut my nipple shaving
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
We left an ass print on the piano.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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