It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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