i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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