Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
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