How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Randomize