Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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