Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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