I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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