just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Fuck appropriateness.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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