Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
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