he wants to bone in the snuggie
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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