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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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