She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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