I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
should my penis look like a turkey
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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