i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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