: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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