I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Randomize