I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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