Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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