Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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