yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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