I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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