That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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