I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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