ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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