And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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