but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
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