exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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